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Tell me about hygiene and respect. I haven't read enough about this on other providers' websites 😀

As a high class escort & companion, I will arrive immaculately groomed and impeccably dressed. As an absolute minimum, please ensure that you are freshly showered, your teeth clean and your breath fresh.

I am a kind hearted person and attentive lover with a very generous spirit. In return, I ask that you treat me with the kindness and respect that befits a gentleman.

Do you offer XYZ service?

I offer a vanilla girlfriend experience. Not the cheap, run-of-the-mill, soft scoop type of vanilla but the fancy Madagascan one with speckly bits. Expect passion, affection, intimacy, attentiveness, laughter and engaging conversation.

How should I pay you?

I accept cash in pounds sterling. Please provide this in an envelope and either hand it to me directly upon arrival or leave it in plain view. If we are meeting in a public setting, please pass this to me in a discreet and timely fashion.

Are your rates negotiable?

For the avoidance of any doubt, I am a high end companion – not a Persian carpet in a bazaar (no offence, carpets). As such, my rates are absolutely non-negotiable so please do not embarrass yourself by attempting to haggle. If your budget does not extend to my rates, please find an alternative whose does.

How will you dress?

As an upscale companion & escort, I dress in a way that is both stylish and glamorous. I am very discreet so expect elegant attire waiting to be unwrapped with fine lingerie underneath – also waiting to be unwrapped. If you would like me to dress in a particular style or wear a particular something for our date, please let me know and I will try my best to accommodate your desires. Bear in mind though that I don’t do fancy dress: I’m a call girl, not a hen party.

What are your favourite restaurants and hotels?

In terms of restaurants, I am very easygoing as long as there are vegetarian options on the menu. However, I do love high quality Italian, Spanish, Japanese and Middle Eastern food.

 My favourite hotels are Taj 51, the London Edition, Ham Yard, Rosewood, Chiltern Firehouse, The Goring, The Mandrake, the Hotel Cafe Royal, Shangri-La Hotel at the Shard and Portobello Hotel.

Do you see XYZ person?

I do not discriminate against clients on the basis of race, disability, social class, age, nationality or religion.

Do you offer duos or see couples or more than one gentleman?

No, I don’t. Call me greedy but I absolutely adore the feeling of being enveloped and subsumed by the passion and intimacy of being alone with a gentleman.

Do you offer short appointments?

I offer one hour appointments for incall clients but the minimum booking time for outcalls is two hours. I value the importance of getting to know my lovers – not only physically – but intellectually and emotionally, too. I find that shorter appointments do not lend themselves very well to this.

Do you offer incalls?

Yes! I have an exclusive incall for select clients who pass enhanced screening.  

What is your real name? Where did you go to university? Where do you work?

Pushing boundaries in a bid to uncover more information about someone’s private life in a context like this is uncomfortable and not conducive to building trust and facilitating fluid conversation. For similar reasons, I will never send photos nor will I ever consent to being photographed or videoed during our dates.

Do you undergo regular sexual health screenings?

I am an elite companion and low volume, exclusive provider. My sexual health is of utmost importance to me, as should yours be to you. For this reason, I always practise safe sex, I don’t undertake risky sexual activities like BBFS, CIM, CIF or anything 🍑-related, and I go for sexual health screenings on a fortnightly basis. Please note that any suggestion that we engage in unsafe activity will result in the immediate termination of our interaction.

I would really like to bring a gift for you to our date. Is there anything you particularly like?

That is really kind of you and very much appreciated. I love champagne, flowers, chocolate, perfume, lingerie and – of course – books. My favourite scents are by Byredo, Miller Harris and Tom Ford. E-gift certificates or a purchase from my Amazon wish list are also hugely welcome!

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I don’t just like being an independent escort – I love it. And there are so many things I love about it. I love the privilege of sharing intimacy with another human and seeing a side of them that relatively few get to see. I love the illicit thrill of giving and receiving hedonistic pleasure, that feeling of complicity and the conspiratorial dynamic of having a secret with a special partner-in-crime. I love meeting people from diverse backgrounds and getting a window into others’ worlds. Here’s a blog post you can read to discover more about why I love being a luxury companion.

Great question. In my experience, the most serious enquiries I receive are by email or via my website booking form. I have also written a blog post on how to book independent high class escorts which you might find helpful – and a bit funny. 

I offer a vanilla girlfriend experience. Not the cheap, run-of-the-mill, soft scoop type of vanilla but the fancy Madagascan one with speckly bits. As a GFE escort & companion, expect “love” bubble connection: passion, affection, intimacy, attentiveness, laughter and engaging conversation.

Along the traditional trajectory of relationships – somewhere between the early stages of shy half glances, uncertainty and overanalysis, and the death knell sounded by heated arguments, the deafening silence of passive aggression and breaking crockery – lies the blissful realm of the Girlfriend Experience. In this heavenly idyll, you will find our date with all the perfect elements of a relationship condensed and distilled into it. Remember the erotic thrill of your early relationships? The impatience to tear the clothes from each other’s bodies, the insatiable desire and wild, passionate lovemaking? The attentiveness and affection with which you were lavished and made to feel so special? Well combine all of this together, add an exceptionally beautiful, sexy and attractive GFE escort & companion into the mix, and you will have some measure of insight into how your time with me will be. You will emerge from our date feeling reinvigorated, refreshed, relaxed and like the very best version of yourself…and all without the complications, expectations and messiness of relationships (…or the broken crockery, for that matter). 

As a high class escort, I dress in a way that is both stylish and glamorous (as my selfies attest). I am very discreet so expect elegant attire waiting to be unwrapped with fine lingerie underneath – also waiting to be unwrapped. If you would like me to dress in a particular style or wear a particular something for our date, please let me know and I will try my best to accommodate your desires. Bear in mind though that I don’t do fancy dress: I’m a luxury companion, not a hen party.

I have around 100 photos on my website representing professional pics from shoots in 2018 and 2019 as well as a lot of selfies. As I’m sure you’ve seen, my figure is curvy yet athletic; honed from years of endurance sports training. None of my photos – even the professional ones – are edited save for upping the brightness where they might be a bit dark, blurring my face and slapping a watermark on them. This three-pronged approach to editing is time-consuming enough for me without adding a fourth layer. Issues of time and effort aside though, and as you may have gathered from the way I write on here or on Twitter, I’m a very real and straightforward person and ultimately it serves no one’s interest – neither yours nor mine – if I attempt to portray an image or create a persona which isn’t actually representative of me. 

As a born and bred Londoner of mixed English & Persian heritage, I come from a diverse background and city. One of the many reasons I work as an independent escort in London is because I truly love the diversity of the people I get to meet. As such, I will never ever discriminate against anyone on the basis of race, disability, social class, age, nationality or religion. 

As a successful professional – and upscale companion – with a close network of friends and family, I completely share your sentiments regarding the importance of discretion. Though I am a writer by profession, my interest is in academic and trade publications. Please rest assured that I have zero interest in writing a Belle de Jour (pbuh) style book and thereby exposing my double life to the rest of the world; the thought of which is actually rather nauseating.

Having only become an independent escort in 2018, I understand from personal experience how daunting it can be to take that first step. However, rest assured: I take the utmost care of all of my dates and I love being someone’s first 🤗.

As one of life’s natural cheerleaders, I thrive on bringing out the best in people. My warm, friendly and down-to-earth disposition will soon dispel any nerves you may have – and as a naturally tactile and affectionate person, it won’t be long before any nervous energy is converted into pure physical excitement. 

I am a luxury companion and low volume provider. My sexual health is of utmost importance to me, as should yours be to you. For this reason, I always practise safe sex, I don’t undertake risky sexual activities like BBFS, CIM, CIF or anything 🍑-related, and I go for sexual health screenings on a regular basis. Please note that any suggestion that we engage in unsafe activity will result in the immediate termination of our interaction.

As a high class escort, I will arrive immaculately groomed and impeccably dressed. As an absolute minimum, please ensure that you are freshly showered, your teeth clean and your breath fresh.

I am a kind hearted person and attentive lover with a very generous spirit. In return, I ask that you treat me with the kindness and respect that befits a gentleman.

I accept cash in pounds sterling. Please provide this in an envelope and either hand it to me directly upon arrival or leave it in plain view. If we are meeting in a public setting, please pass this to me in a discreet and timely fashion.

For the avoidance of doubt, I am a luxury companion, not a Persian carpet in a bazaar (no offence, carpets). As such, my rates are absolutely non-negotiable so please do not embarrass yourself by attempting to haggle. If your budget does not extend to my rates, please find an alternative whose does.

I am an accomplished professional and only work as an independent escort on a part-time basis. In an era where paid companionship remains a stigmatised industry, discretion and confidentiality are of supreme importance. Pushing boundaries in a bid to uncover more information about someone’s private life in a context like this can be extremely uncomfortable and is not conducive at all to building trust and facilitating fluid conversation. For similar reasons, I will never send photos of myself nor will I ever consent to being photographed or videoed during our dates.

London is one of the most amazing, vibrant and cosmopolitan cities in the world and – as a born and bred Londoner – I am very lucky to call it home! If you are visiting London and want the night (or day) of your life, ask me to plan a date to some of its best bars and restaurants before we retire to your hotel. 

No, I don’t. Call me greedy but I absolutely adore the feeling of being enveloped and subsumed by the passion and intimacy of being alone with a gentleman.

I offer one hour appointments for incall clients but the minimum booking time for outcalls is two hours. I value the importance of getting to know my lovers – not only physically – but intellectually and emotionally, too. I find that shorter appointments do not generally lend themselves very well to this.

I am not currently hosting in-call appointments however this may be subject to review in the future and accommodated on an ad hoc basis.

Drinks: Champagne & cocktails
Cuisine: Italian, Japanese & Middle Eastern (vegetarian)
Hotels: The London Edition, Shangri-La Shard, Hotel Café Royal, Chiltern Firehouse
Holiday destinations: Scenic villages along the Mediterranean & Greek islands
Music: Eclectic (but almost invariably cheesy)
Films: Los ojos de Julia, La grande bellezza, The Lives of Others, A Bout de Souffle, Spice World
Perfumes: La Tulipe, Rose of No Man’s Land (Byredo), Vanille Fatale, Tobacco Vanille (Tom Ford)
Flowers: Peonies, dahlias & roses

That is really kind of you and very much appreciated.  I have recently moved home, so House of Hackney and John Lewis gift cards are HUGELY welcome. A big thank you to clients who have kindly sent bank transfers to contribute to the sofa fund! I am very grateful.

I am also saving for a laptop so I would be very thankful for Apple gift certificates, too. Of course, if you would like to have me model new lingerie for you when we next meet, click on the Honey Birdette link below!   

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